Ugly Shoe Fads

I am not your resident fashion expert nor do I play one on TV. Nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn last night. BUT I do have an opinion and here is my opinion on shoe fads that I wish would just die because quite honestly; I throw up a little in my mouth when I see them.

These, by the way, are in no particular.

1. Crocs

crocs

I seriously can’t get over the ugliness of these things. And I can’t imagine wanting to wear them either.

2. Gladiator Sandals (of any style)

gladiator sandals

Why in the hell are these in style at all? There are even heel style. Ick. Ick. Ick.

3. Black Shoes (not dressy, sandals – actual shoes)

black shoes

The only time I find black shoes decent are if they are on professional athletes, restaurant workers or if they are converse. Or if they actually have designs on them and no straight jet black. But the whole black running shoes on anybody makes me gag a lot.

4. Teva Sandals (or this style)

teva sandals

I thought this fad died out when I was a kid? Why oh why are they still around? And please…don’t wear socks under them.

5. Animal Print Shoes

animal print heel

There is absolutely nothing fashionable about this shoe. AT ALL. Then again I find animal print is hard to like at all.

As a small disclaimer – if you wear any of these shoes I am sorry. If I see you in them I will just die quietly inside and throw up in my mouth a little.

Ugly Shoe Fads

I am not your resident fashion expert nor do I play one on TV. Nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn last night. BUT I do have an opinion and here is my opinion on shoe fads that I wish would just die because quite honestly; I throw up a little in my mouth when I see them.

These, by the way, are in no particular.

1. Crocs

crocsI seriously can’t get over the ugliness of these things. And I can’t imagine wanting to wear them either.

2. Gladiator Sandals (of any style)

gladiator sandals

Why in the hell are these in style at all? There are even heel style. Ick. Ick. Ick.

3. Black Shoes (not dressy, sandals – actual shoes)

black shoesThe only time I find black shoes decent are if they are on professional athletes, restaurant workers or if they are converse. But the whole black running shoes on anybody makes me gag a lot.

4. Teva Sandals (or this style)

teva sandals

I thought this fad died out when I was a kid? Why oh why are they still around?

5. Animal Print Shoes

animal print shoe

There is absolutely nothing fashionable about this shoe. AT ALL. Then again I find animal print is hard to like at all.

As a small disclaimer – if you wear any of these shoes I am sorry. If I see you in them I will just die quietly inside and throw up in my mouth a little.

Comments

  1. Okay I’ll admit, I hated Crocs too. They are just plain ugly. But I broke down and bought some after trying them on in the store, they are sooo comfy! But definitely ugly.

    • LOL My Mom swears by them says they are so comfortable. And she is a nurse on her feet all the time! So I suppose they have that going for them!

  2. I have to agree with all of the above. I bought croc style shoes for my son, thinking they’d be easier for him to put his own shoes on… they kept falling off and he never wore them. Good thing it was the cheap walmart brand!

    • My Mom bought some for Brodie. I thought I was going to die. Luckily Brodie only wears them to play outside and not in public places!!!!