Thanksgiving Top Ten

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So I had an amazing Thanksgiving and am only now getting around to doing a post about it. I was thinking of how to do this post but all I could come up with is a Top Ten thing to do and not to do on Thanksgiving. (Like David Letterman).

So without further ado here is my Thanksgiving Top Ten:

Brittany's Top Ten

  1. Don’t tell yourself you are only going to drink one glass of Vodka with Orange Juice. It will turn out you drink more than one, you’ll play a game of King’s Cup and end up making a rule that you have to use the word Pussy (sorry for the bad language here) in every sentence you say. After about the third time you look at the strangers that came over to drink with you and you say “So  are you having fun pussy?” you’ll die of hysterical laughter and might fall out of your chair or pee yourself. Pick one.

  2. Do invest in a brand of Vodka called Wolfschmidt. It’s harsh, cheap and will get you plastered. Plus it will put a whole new meaning with the song Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran.

  3. Do keep the rules of King’s Cup open to anything. Having to spin before you drink, not say the D words, not say others names, flick the little guy on your cup, use the word Chonch, Pussy, Cock, Clit in every sentence …makes the night/day hysterical.

  4. Do NOT get excited when you pull the last King in King’s Cup. You have to drink the Miller Light, Moose/Elk random beer, Vodka – OJ mix. It’s gross. It will hurt the next morning.

  5. Do NOT play Paper/Rock/Scissors with two competitive guys. Especially if it’s you against them. And if you have had to much Rum and OJ to drink this time. You will lose every round, keep playing them and not have any clue what’s going on.

  6. Do eat a great meal while your children are running freely with other children and thank those that welcomed you in with loving arms. It’s pretty amazing.

  7. Do make friends with the “John” even though that’s not his real name. You will find out later in the night he is the male version of you and you love him.

  8. Do NOT drunk dial or drunk text. Just don’t. You may end up on Texts From Last Night.

  9. Do spend Thanksgiving a la Gilmore Girls Style and visit more than one place. They all have great food, great people and good times.

  10. Do listen to Lil Wayne –  Playing With Fire. The lyric “hey pussy play with pussy or play pussy” will come in handy when there are three girls up still drinking and the boys have passed out.

Comments

  1. I’m going to guess that after a Thanksgiving like that you didn’t go out on Black Friday??? At least not early!

    🙂
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  2. Wow! Sounds like you had a blast! Hope you had a change of pants handy 😉

  3. Your Thanksgiving sounds a lot different than ours, but fun nonetheless.
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  4. Sounds like you had a great time.