I Almost Died In My Yard

I did I swear it y’all.

I only have one hose. I know I need to get another, but  putting one in the backyard means my dogs will eat it.

Jerks. I should blame them.

So since I am on this yard kick I decided I’m going to show Brent up on my yard skills and get the backyard looking FAB-U-LOUS. Right. You with me?

Well I go and throw the hose over my brick fence and I got attacked.

No joke.

You see that thing. The long part was shoved into my foot.

Yeah. Ouch.

It attacked me outta nowhere.

For no good reason.

And I bled.

For literally like 5 minutes.


What the hell is that thing?


  1. Doreen R says:

    Not even safe in our own backyard. Creepy looking thing…almost looks paperish. Glad you are okay. Yap, love the nails. Have a great weekend.

  2. Lauralee Hensley says:

    Almost looks like a metal nail that some kind of weed sticker grew around and died, then blew into your yard. Was it metal? Are you up to date on your tetanus shots? Scary thing to have stuck in your foot. So painful looking.
    I love looking at your fingernails. Will not look at mine, because right now they are absolutely horrid looking.

  3. You are such a dork…I’d love to say that only you could get attacked while throwing a hose over the fence, but knowing me, I’d get attacked too. You’re nails ARE mighty pretty!

  4. Tamara B. says:

    LOL you sound like me! Glad you are ok and I think it looks like a cactus needle. Be careful!